If there are gods, they do not help, and justice belongs to the strong: but know that all things done before the naked stars are remembered.

Negotiation may cost far less than war, or infinitely more: for war cannot cost more than one's life.

Only a fool fights in a burning house.

It takes two to make peace, but only one to declare war.

If you want to prosper, remember to honor, honor.


Lightening streaks the sky, The Battle has begun!

If you shine my nose, I will give you your nose.
{Do not try to mislead me, if you value your life.}

My blood is much thicker than yours.
{I am much stronger than you.}


May your blood scream!

May you always find a bloodworm in your glass!

May your co-ordinates be free of tribbles!

May you die in battle!

May you endure the pain!

Klingons forever!


Go mate with your Targ!

Your face looks like a collapsed star!

Your Targ has a bigger brain than all of your ancestors put together!

You belond in a black hole in the netherworld!

You are a total waste of good energy!

* Your mother has a smooth forhead!

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