There is nothing more embarrassing than sitting in on your first smoke session, only to be ousted as a newbie by an uncontrollable cough and the inability to form a sentence. Of course, there is a learning curve to all things, including smoking, but there’s no harm in doing a little preparation before you take that first puff. Don’t be the odd one out. Here are six mistakes made by First-Time Smokers to avoid.
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Not doing your research
Smoking herb is more popular than ever, so you’ve probably heard a thing or two about the practice. But going into the experience with overconfidence is often a one-way ticket to greening out. Start by learning the different consumption methods and the varying effect they can have. Understand the techniques used for different kinds of glassware and the difference between flower and wax concentrate. If you aren’t sure where to look for reliable information, try consulting friends and online resources.
Thinking you won’t get high – First-Time Smokers
The myth that first-timers won’t feel anything after their first session has been proven wrong time and time again. THC entering the bloodstream in any capacity is bound to get you high, but if you find yourself stone-cold sober, you’re probably inhaling wrong. Unfortunately, most newbie stoners assume they are immune to the allure of Mary Jane and decide to overdo it. Remember the golden rule: quality over quantity.
Not knowing the different strains- First-Time Smokers
While it’s true all strains of cannabis will get you high, they also have their own unique attributes that impact your overall experience. Taking a toke of a heavy Indica is a guaranteed killjoy at a house party, and lighting up a Sativa-dominant strain won’t do your sleep schedule any favors. Learn the difference between the two main types, and dive deeper into hybrids and iconic strains.
Smoking herb like a cigar
Puffing on a joint as you would a cigar might feel like an instinctual technique, but it just wastes herb and your time. Instead, inhale as if you are smoking a cigarette. A deep breath followed by a moment of pause and an exhale the ideal way to enjoy herb. Although holding your breath doesn’t necessarily promise a better high, it does allow your sense to fully experience flavorful terpenes and cannabinoids unique to each strain.
Not using a grinder
Hang around any stoner group, and you’re bound to hear the phrase “god’s grinders” once or twice. And while using your fingers to break down sticky bud might be sufficient on short notice, they are nothing compared to a tried-and-true grinder. Metal accessories grind bud to an even consistency every time and produce coveted keef simultaneously. Once you’ve used a grinder, you’ll never go back to picking green crumbs from your fingernails again.
Trying to keep up with the veterans
Your first time smoking should be about you, so don’t worry yourself with the opinions of others. Whether you want to appear cool or genuinely believe you have an unbreakable tolerance, there’s no reason to try and keep up with the seasoned crowd. There is no shame in skipping out on your rotation. A simple “thanks, I’m good” is all it takes.
As they say, “there is a first time for everything,” but that doesn’t mean you have to make newbie mistakes. Conduction a little research of the basics and arming yourself with the essential tools will prevent you from falling prey to the Mary Jane maladies.